Diary of an RI Intern: Writing is No Child’s Play!

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Article and pictures contributed by Jasmine Liu

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Making a comeback after an extended layoff, we bring you this week’s Diary of an RI Intern, where we invite ex-Rafflesians to share their interning experiences. In this edition, Jasmine Liu shares her experience working under local children’s writer Adeline Foo.

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Aunt Sophia & Uncle Stamford: The Project Work Problem

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Ever wanted to rant about that someone you just can’t stand? Not getting any help from RJ Confessions? Try out Raffles Press’ new column, Ask Uncle Stamford, and our resident agony aunt (and uncle) Aunt Sophia and Uncle Stamford will be glad to help you in your Rafflesian troubles! Submit your questions to tinyurl.com/UncleStamford and we’ll give them our best shot.

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Night Rides: GEAR UP 2013

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By Lea Tan (14S06B) and Mathew Gan (14A01C)

Just over a month ago on the night of the first of June, a small corner of Bishan Park was abuzz with activity. Nearly a hundred blue bicycles were arranged on top of a small hill, with several canvas bags full of cycling helmets placed nearby. The sky was pitch-dark but we couldn’t have been more awake. Hype Up, Stay Up, Gear Up; that was exactly what we were about to do.

Participants had been split into groups of eight, each led by three student members of Raffles Outdoor Adventure and Activities Club (ODAC) who acted as the guides and facilitators of our night adventure. They had already traveled the route once as a CCA, and were well-prepared to help us along. Starting times were staggered to avoid clutter along the route we took, which led us through exactly 54.77km of park connectors and cycling tracks. We kicked off at Bishan Park and planned to travel through Serangoon and Punggol Waterway Park, then cycle along the north-eastern border of Singapore, a route that would take us right to Changi Airport and finally on to the familiar southern beaches of East Coast Park.

The route map
The route map

In short, it was going to be a long night.

ODAC had taken great pains to ensure our safety, as participants had to be screened for cycling proficiency and were thoroughly briefed before the event. Bicycle lights were also installed on every bicycle (white in front and red at the rear), while helmets were made mandatory when cycling.

In any case, we put on our helmets, and hopped on the bikes, which were all loaned from bicycle rental shop Cycle Max at East Coast. Very soon, we were off.

All geared up!
All geared up!

Those who were with us for the night cycling event would probably agree that the circuitous route we cycled was not to be scoffed at. Riding in the dead of night was not exactly a walk in the park. We had to traverse the East side of Singapore in its entirety, with the route winding through Singapore’s urban hills and patches of secondary forest. By the end of it all, most groups had totalled a full six hours of cycling. As we traveled in two different biking groups, we would like to share our individual experiences below:

LEA

“6 hours non-stop on a bike, butt sure concave la.” That was a sentiment voiced ad nauseam during our pre-event hype, and we were about to realise just how true it was. Bike seats are only pleasant to bounce along on, best appreciated in short rides of fifteen to thirty minutes –  cross that half-hour mark and they turn to veritable rocks. Road islands and traffic lights provided much-needed rest for our poor unadjusted behinds during the first hour, when most of our journey was made through park connectors winding alongside main roads. Kudos to the guys – we have no idea how you did it.

(Mathew: Don’t ask me, I’ve got no idea too.)

The punishing route we had to endure was a test of physical endurance, brute strength, and sheer mental willpower. We cycled for periods of thirty minutes to an hour, with a few rest-stops along the way. We watched the kilometres fall away beneath our wheels, and even when our bodies longed for rest we focused on pedaling one foot after the next.

Encouragement from guides and teammates, our combined determination and plenty of endorphins kept us going even when the trail went from flat road to more challenging terrain. Our route took us through big puddles in Serangoon and mud in Punggol, and a monotonous 7-kilometre long straight road which ran alongside the Changi Airport runways. At about three a.m we rode through a stretch in Pasir Ris where we spent nearly fifteen minutes cycling steadily on an uphill incline, our thighs burning but having to pedal on for metre after metre because we couldn’t stop without backsliding. But with the uphill struggles also came the exhilarating downhill slides, the most memorable of which let us cruise for a good few kilometres, sometimes at hurtling speeds where we had to muster all our concentration and skill in order to maneuver around poles, grass patches and puddles on the path.

Punggol in a new light

MATHEW

In all battles fought and won, as we have, there is always a price to pay. In our haste to conquer the route, and overcome the night, we witnessed injuries, crashes, and morose groups waiting by the roadsides for spoilt bikes to be fixed. Lea’s group sustained no casualties, but my group was not so fortunate. As clichéd as this may sound, one of my group’s riders fell just before we reached our resting point, the Punggol Jetty. The wheel of fate must have been spun for the injury, as the fall was simply the result of numerous unfortunate factors.

First was the light. For some reason, the street lamps were turned off on the day we rode, even though they had been on a couple of days ago when the recon team from ODAC checked the route. The waning moon offered little moonlight, while the trees and clouds filtered out the remaining light, forcing us to ride through the opaque darkness. Our leading ODAC guide held a torch in front, and our accompanying teacher held up another from behind us. Normally we could have trusted the red, flashing light on the bike in front of us to lead the way, but the problem was that the trailing half of my group got cut off from the leading half by a faster group zipping past us. We were forced to slow down to let them pass, and my friend lost the light trail in front.

While I still benefited from the light my group’s teacher was shining from behind, it did not reach my friend, who was a few paces ahead, lost in the dark. With his obscured, my friend, was unable to make the sharp turn, and his flashing red light dropped suddenly before disappearing  into the ditch.

“Holymama!” was how one of my friends aptly described the situation.

The aftermath was a bicycle full into the drain and one shocked friend plus a few scrapes.

Of course, our teacher did not hesitate to apply first-aid. We made it to the checkpoint, and it was there that our teacher had to make the sad decision to send him to a clinic to get patched up. (Eventually, he required three stitches on his chin.) Even though we were saddened to leave our friend behind, we waved goodbye as we surged forward yet again.

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Rest, at long last

Cycling 54.77km in a single stretch was a rare opportunity, and the night time setting made the experience even more memorable. The dark, the quiet, and the subconscious awareness that the rest of the island was sound asleep gave us all a thrill of adventure. Cycling in the dark was a new experience in our brightly-lit city. We hardly do see Singapore during the silent pre-dawn hours, and Gear Up let us appreciate it all. The usually crowded parks were empty save for us, a couple of lovers, some avid fishers and camping families. We saw sights seldom seen – a group of ‘trannies’, lingering prostitutes, the homeless curled on mattresses by the road. Gear Up was also held on same night as the Sundown Marathon. We turned into East Coast Park as the race had just concluded and passed by heaps of used 100plus cups, exhausted volunteers and the one or two stragglers in the race. Most beautiful of all, the scarcely-seen stars came out at two in the morning and were indeed breath-taking.

A view from the bridge, Changi Point Ferry Terminal edition
A view from the bridge, Changi Point Ferry Terminal edition

The last leg of our journey brought us to East Coast Park, where we parked by the still-closed rental shop. But it was not the end of our journeys just yet. Public transport was yet to open and we were all exhausted and more urgently, we were hungry. Thankfully there was a McDonald’s about 400 metres from our end-point. Boy, were we happy to see the light at the end of the tunnel – never have the shining brilliance of the golden arches been more inviting.

Happily (and extremely gratefully), we plonked ourselves onto the plastic chairs. All we had left to do was wait till sunrise. A few groups wandered off to the nearby beach, some cyclists had put their heads on the tables and were dead to the world. We were laughing, taking photos, and exchanging cycling stories, all of us immensely proud of ourselves and each other.

Our heartfelt thanks go out to the organisers of Gear Up 2013: Raffles ODAC and the teachers-in-charge, as well as the alumni and teachers who volunteered to accompany teams on our night time adventure. We will never forget those six hours biking alongside friends through a Singapore transformed by night, while the orange moon rose and disappeared into the dawn.

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The Haze – De-mist-yfied

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By Allison Choong (14S05B), Law May Ning (14S03O), Tan Jun Xiang (14S06C), Bryan Chua (14A01A)

We’re just a few weeks away from our CTs, but students are reportedly spending more time staring out the window than at their textbooks. It’s not just the usual procrastination at play here either; what started as a few paltry smoke particles has now progressed into a full blown haze at 371 401 PSI. While some Singaporeans have taken to social media to do what Singaporeans do best (complain), others have quietly boarded themselves up at home, waiting for this whole mess to (literally) blow over. Here at Raffles Press, we share some tips for those of you looking for ways to stay unfazed by the haze.

(Source: SGAG)
(Source: SGAG)

What To Do When The PSI Is Higher Than My PSLE Score

Option 1: Upgrade Your Wardrobe

Most ladies love a good wardrobe revamp, and what better excuse than a nationwide crisis to do a little shopping to make you a little easier on the (already red) eyes? This statement, though, might be in a grey area for even the biggest fashionistas.

(Source: Temasek Review and Fake Leticia Bongnino)
(Source: Temasek Review and Fake Leticia Bongnino)

Though normally reserved for the likes of Chernobyl and Fukushima, the gasmask is a fashionable accessory which doubles up as protection against any airborne assault. Coupled with a smoking dress and a pair of killer heels, you’d be sure to take anyone’s breath away (if they aren’t already having trouble breathing). For the more paranoid among us, this will no doubt be a useful tool in your arsenal.

Option 2: Camp out in school

Edit, 21/06: Classrooms A23 and A24, as well as the school library, will be closed next week due to the haze.

Can’t concentrate at home? The school facilities are open from around 8am till 7pm for all your mugging purposes. At the thoughtful request of the 33rd Students Council, two classrooms, A23 and A24, have been booked every weekday for students to study in.

Haze FB Screenshot

Alternatively, there’s also the school library – a large, airy and generally more quiet environment for you to study (provided you don’t owe the library any money or books). So head on down to enjoy the free air conditioning and a distraction free (or not) environment! But be sure to be dressed in proper school attire, lest you incur the wrath of our friendly discipline master.

Edit: Stamford, 21/06:

Due to the haze situation, all physical activities in school are suspended. Students are strongly advised to stay at indoors at home and not come to school unless absolutely necessary. Do check Stamford for further updates.

Option 3: Create Your Own Air Filter!

For those of you who have smoke already firmly ensconced in your room, here’s a simple home remedy to help you out (results not guaranteed). Simply wet a towel, wring out the excess water and wave it around in your room. We’ve experimented with various dances, but have consistently found the cha-cha to be the most effective for covering the largest area in the shortest amount of time. Of course you could always add in a repeating chant as you recite that long chemistry molecule (we hear reciting mathematics formulae works too), but we leave that up to you.

Option 4: Lock yourself at home

For the typical hermit Rafflesian, the haze is just another excuse for you to stay at home and study instead of going out with those pesky friends. Air-conditioned rooms, comfy beds, snacks at your disposal – what more could you ask for? Here we present our six step plan to surviving the apocalypse (no, we aren’t referring to the common tests).

(Source: halloweenforum.com)
(Source: halloweenforum.com)

Step 1: Carry your huge stack of books and lay them nicely on the table as you plan your self-induced quarantine/mugging fest.

Step 2: Attempt one Math question from the revision pack that’s been sitting on your table.

Step 3: Pause as you ponder the implications of life outside your window, and how the haze has deprived you of the bright sunny outdoors and healthy lifestyle you so normally adore.

Step 4: Think more about what the haze and wonder what your friends think. Open your window in an attempt to figure out if the haze is really only at a PSI of 126. (Edit: turns out it’s 371 401 now)

Step 5: Go on Facebook. Like all the haze-related statuses and photos.

Step 6: Oh look, it’s already past midnight. Time to go to sleep so you have enough energy to study tomorrow!

Option 5: Create your own air freshener!

Raffles Press has cooked up a unique concoction of chemicals, designed to keep your study-area haze-free. (results not 100% guaranteed)

(Source: prevention.com)
(Source: prevention.com)

WHAT YOU’LL NEED (adapted from various online sources)

  • An empty spray bottle
  • A mixing bowl (preferably one you’d never consume food out of ever again)
  • ¼ cup of hot water (~100-125ml)
  • ¼ teaspoon of lemon juice (fresh or bottled) or lemon essential oil
  • ¼ teaspoon of baking soda
  • 2-3 drops of essential oils (we recommend lemon, eucalyptus, or geranium)

1. Combine baking soda, lemon juice, and essential oil in a mixing bowl.
2. Add hot water; stir and dissolve.
3. Allow mixture to cool for about 15 minutes till room temperature.
4. Pour the mixture into the spray bottle, shaking well before use. Additionally, you may choose to include thinly-sliced rinds of citrus fruits, such as lemons, oranges, and limes.

Even as we wait with bated breath for Indonesia to take firm action on this issue, let us not forget that there are always those out there who have it worse than us. While we bemoan the relentless rise of the PSI rating from the comfort of our own homes, there are still many out there who toil on despite the haze.

(Source: SGAG)
(Source: SGAG)

Jokes and humour aside, do remember to take care of your own health in the tumultuous days ahead!

Disclaimer: Raffles Press would like to emphasise that we are in no way liable for any harm to one’s health, property or grades that might arise from attempting any of the above solutions.